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It’s the last week of the Slake subscription special. It’s an incredible deal on probably the best new literary magazine in the English language and maybe even some other languages as well. You will go to the link on the poster below. You will subscribe. Or I will hunt you down with a plastic butter knife and scrape it slowly (and gently) across your forearm. It might draw blood, it might not. But it will, at very least, tickle. DO IT. I just did. And I get them for free. What’s your fucking excuse?